Friday, July 21, 2006

Global Warming: Explained By Some Jerk Who Has No Idea What He's Talking About.


Forget everything you’ve ever heard about the causes of global warming.

Hole in the ozone? EPA? My ass.



I don’t know anything about this subject, but the following is common sense if you have a middle-school education.

This is my well uninformed opinion--

Omitting several technicalities:
1)Gravity exists.

2)Earth is within the Sun’s gravitational pull, thus Earth is always moving closer to the Sun.

3)Earth gets warmer because the Sun is wicked fucking hot.


Am I completely off base here?

If you think this big ass ball of fire(pictured above) wouldn't love to devour each and every entity(see: sitting duck) in its orbit, you are insane.

4 comments:

The Mop said...

http://www.realclimate.org/

sam said...

brilliant...i vote for you, bush.

Anonymous said...

fuck you douchebag

Inti Tayta said...

Other than a few details of the Ricci heat flow equations on the time-normalized spatio-thermal manifold, I'd say that's pretty accurate.