Friday, July 21, 2006
Global Warming: Explained By Some Jerk Who Has No Idea What He's Talking About.
Forget everything you’ve ever heard about the causes of global warming.
Hole in the ozone? EPA? My ass.
I don’t know anything about this subject, but the following is common sense if you have a middle-school education.
This is my well uninformed opinion--
Omitting several technicalities:
1)Gravity exists.
2)Earth is within the Sun’s gravitational pull, thus Earth is always moving closer to the Sun.
3)Earth gets warmer because the Sun is wicked fucking hot.
Am I completely off base here?
If you think this big ass ball of fire(pictured above) wouldn't love to devour each and every entity(see: sitting duck) in its orbit, you are insane.
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http://www.realclimate.org/
brilliant...i vote for you, bush.
fuck you douchebag
Other than a few details of the Ricci heat flow equations on the time-normalized spatio-thermal manifold, I'd say that's pretty accurate.
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